Monday, July 30, 2007

"Fill, You Were There....."

This last weekend I was reminded of an interesting day from my past. Some of the details surrounding the day are hazy, some are not. What I do remember was that we were all down at Heritage Park engaged in a heated pickup basketball game. What I don't remember is who was all there...but trust me, Phil Jordan WAS there. I'm not sure why I remember him being there. Was it because I sent one of his shots 5 rows back into the bleachers? Maybe. Was it because after said shot Phil faked an ankle injury, halting play? Could have been that too. More than likely it was what happened shortly after our game stopped. Phil, in a drastic effort to shift the attention off of his clearly fake injury and the shot he just had blocked 5 ROWS DEEP, noticed two women approaching. After eyeing them up and down, he pronounced the following. "DAMN, baby got BACK!".



As the women got closer, we recognized the new object of Phil's affection. She was a classmate of ours, and we all knew she was spoken for (google "B-Dawg").



Update: A fellow contributor sent me this link today at work, to give me an update for Phil. I'm told that she may be available.

2 comments:

The Gooch said...

I was there, and can corroborate these facts.

Tax Man said...

Damn...I don't know why I clicked on the link!! I even knew what it was going to be and then thought, maybe I'm wrong!?!?! One click of the mouse, next thing I know my night is ruined and I am dry heaving!!! Thanks Hammer!