Wednesday, August 8, 2007

***BREAKING JACOBS WEDDING NEWS***

My mother, it seems, did NOT see the Tax Man's cock at the wedding reception. Repeat: did NOT see Tax Man's cock.


That is all.

4 comments:

Tax Man said...

I KNEW IT!!! Let's be honest with ourselves...if she did, she would've been trying to make a move on me like Lionel Richie...ALL NIGHT LONG!!

The Gooch said...

Support. Few can resist the Daddy, let alone when he has his Johnson out in a room filled with hundreds of people. I'm surprised you lived to tell about this story.

no_knows said...

i'm not buying this sad attempt at a cover up...i'll make the call to mrs. stasik myself if i have to...i wonder if tommy s. is going to beat the shit out of daddy now

Dutch said...

Would she tell you if she did??