For 28 years I've sat on the fence while others are getting rich off my ideas. Teeth whitening coffee creamer, Bluetooth technology, boats - all my ideas. Karma has finally struck. Within the past two months I've been presented two very intriguing, very different business plans. I've done my due diligence; my mind-mapping - but nothing beats the healthy dialogue I can get from this blog, so I thought I'd indulge.
Business Opportunity #1
Developing the Schultz pole barn into the Bavarian Entertainment Haven. There are a lot of 
moving parts to this one, so stay with me. As you walk in, the first thing you see is The Governor (Graham). He's our MOD for the two lane, self scoring, bowling alley. He greats all visitors with his patented smile, gets them their shoes, their drinks, and monitors scoring to prevent cheating. He also doubles as our bouncer. "Why does your bowling alley need a bouncer" you ask. How else are we supposed to kick out the drunk patrons grouping the strippers, come on! Just follow the music past the frozen banana stand and make yourself comfortable. Joe Schultz has personally vowed to screen each dancer as our CQCO (chief quality control officer). We keep our costs low by not filing any papers or acquiring the proper licenses with the city/township/county/state. "And you'll be shut down in a week"you say. INCORRECT! Apparently you have forgotten that this is on private property claimed and protected by the "homestead act". Also, in your hastiness, you've forgotten who our bouncer is.
moving parts to this one, so stay with me. As you walk in, the first thing you see is The Governor (Graham). He's our MOD for the two lane, self scoring, bowling alley. He greats all visitors with his patented smile, gets them their shoes, their drinks, and monitors scoring to prevent cheating. He also doubles as our bouncer. "Why does your bowling alley need a bouncer" you ask. How else are we supposed to kick out the drunk patrons grouping the strippers, come on! Just follow the music past the frozen banana stand and make yourself comfortable. Joe Schultz has personally vowed to screen each dancer as our CQCO (chief quality control officer). We keep our costs low by not filing any papers or acquiring the proper licenses with the city/township/county/state. "And you'll be shut down in a week"you say. INCORRECT! Apparently you have forgotten that this is on private property claimed and protected by the "homestead act". Also, in your hastiness, you've forgotten who our bouncer is.Business Opportunity #2
While this opportunity doesn't include an equity stake, it's "perks"make it equally lucrative. Now, I haven't had a chance to sit down face to face with the architech of this plan yet, for it was presented to me 24 hours ago. The details still need to be ironed out, but I've liked what I've
heard. My position, as I understand it - clerk. When asked about my benefits package, the crafty entrepreneur responded "None. You're on your own for that shit". Damn guy must have had years of intense negotiation training. My wage? "Whatever you want. Money is no object". This position would require relocation, but I was assured that I could stay as long as I liked at his place, everything included. He made some mention of the possibility of promotion to management of a satellite office yet to be acquired, on the beach, but the details were hazy. The opportunity rests in the fact that our competition, as it seems, is run by a bunch of quarreling dueces. I'm told if they can make money, our biggest obstacle would be where to rent a vehicle big enough to transport all of our (his, I'm an employee but he used the word "our") money to the bank. Something was said about negotiating a higher than competitive interest rate on our (his) money at the bank, but again we hadn't the time to get into it.
heard. My position, as I understand it - clerk. When asked about my benefits package, the crafty entrepreneur responded "None. You're on your own for that shit". Damn guy must have had years of intense negotiation training. My wage? "Whatever you want. Money is no object". This position would require relocation, but I was assured that I could stay as long as I liked at his place, everything included. He made some mention of the possibility of promotion to management of a satellite office yet to be acquired, on the beach, but the details were hazy. The opportunity rests in the fact that our competition, as it seems, is run by a bunch of quarreling dueces. I'm told if they can make money, our biggest obstacle would be where to rent a vehicle big enough to transport all of our (his, I'm an employee but he used the word "our") money to the bank. Something was said about negotiating a higher than competitive interest rate on our (his) money at the bank, but again we hadn't the time to get into it.YEAH karma!
4 comments:
Opportunity #2 seems a bit vague, but brilliant!! I say go for it...the only things in life you regret are the risks you don't take!!
People seem to be forgetting that List is a pussy. He's an AXA drone, and will be here until the day he days. This ship is sinking, and Hammer will go right down with it. Ol' Equitable aint what she used to be. And for some, that's just fine.
Our friend, Mr. Stasik, is obviuosly not aware of the financial explosion this business opportunity presents!! I believe Scott may be in jealousy mode that this venture has been made available to someone other than himself!?!?!
Rest easy Scott, you were considered for this position, but due to your loyalty to your family, career, and internet dabblings, I was forced to look elsewhere!!
somehow i have a feeling that diamond mike keller zehnder is involved in business opportunity #2
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