Time To Play "Is This Funny...Or Highly Illegal"

That's right gang...it's time for another round of "Is This Funny...Or Highly Illegal". The setting for our episode today is a HYPOTHETICAL workplace. This HYPOTHETICAL workplace consists of a receptionist desk, a conference room able to seat 12 people, and commons area containing ten cubicals, You know the drill...determine whether the following comments/situations are funny or highly illegal.

1. Setting: Commons Area. From inside his cube, a man loudly says "Hey Wenders XP (comical nickname for Wendy), I just found your twin on my Yahoo page. Come here quick, you won't believe this!" Wendy takes a long walk to this man's cubicle to see a picture on his screen of a dark skinned woman looking nothing like her"

2. Setting: Commons Area (immediately after #1). The man loudly tells Wendy "That girl looks like you....I'm going to stalk her!"

3. Setting: Receptionist Area. In an effort to show office team building, a man inquiries how well two new employees are performing. "Hey Shelly...any idea how Karen's new bimbos' are doing?"

4. Setting: Receptionist Area. "Hey Wenders XP, what's that you're eating? A little Irish stew? Or is that Mexican stew?"

5. Setting: Receptionist Area. "What's the matter Wendy, never seen a guy put on a rubber before?" To which Wendy replies, "What do you think? I have 3 kids."

6. Setting: Commons Area. Man shots from out of his cubical "Hey Josie, when you gonna bring in some of those Phillipeano pastries?" Josie, the new employee of Phillipeano decent, doesn't reply.

7. Setting: Commons Area. Man overhears one side of a conversation his colleague is having on the phone. After the call ends, he asks from inside his cube, "Hey Scotter (comical nickname for Scott), did that person from BV need to AXE you some questions?" The African American employee that sits next to the man speaking to Scott says nothing.

8. Setting: Commons Area. "I think that damn temp they gave us can't read"

9. Setting: Receptionist Area. "Give it to me....just stick it in!"

10. Setting: Receptionist Area. New female employee proclaims, "Wendy is a busy beaver! Oh, that's an unfortunate choice of words. God, now I'm just being naughty."

11. Setting: Commons Area. Speaking on the phone with a client, employee states, "I'm already on page 69 and still no sex!"

12. Setting: Receptionist Area. Helpful colleague states, "You want to know how to lose some weight? POLE DANCE! Yep, that's what their doing these days...I saw in on YouTube."

13. Setting: Receptionist Area. Colleague explaining his night to Wendy, "I had a dream last night that I delivered your baby. I grew up on a farm, that's probably why."

14. Setting: Receptionist Area. Wendy tells employee, "Just put it in my box and I'll take care of it"

15. Setting: Receptionist Area. Employee states, "Thanks for cranking that out for me." Wendy replies, "No problem...anytime!"

16. Setting: Receptionist Area. Wendy asks, "How big is it?" Employee responds, "IMMENSE"

17. Setting: Commons Area. Angered/confused man screams, "What the shittin' hell?"

18. Setting: Commons Area. Man exclaims on the phone to his client, "That son-of-a-bitch is not going to be laughing when I put a six inch hole in his chest."

19. Setting: Conference Room. During a presentation by an outside wholesaler, the discussion turns to the wholesaler's support team. A collegue looks around while stating "Hello, I am from the service center...how can I help you?" in a poorly put together Indian accent. The Phillipeano employee seated next to him doesn't say anything.

GOOD LUCK!